Taco bell open for ONLY 45min....classic

Subject: Taco bell open for ONLY 45min....classic Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:10 pm

As you all know it was my grandpa's 80th birthday party yesterday and he had a beer fountain (tap beer) and anyway that pretty much got all of us wasted and it was 5 of us. lucky for us my cousins wife was pregnant and didn't touch a drop of alcohol so she drove while we were driving we were very very thirsty and hungry so we stopped at taco bell. We got in line and they were only open for 45 more minutes. While we were laughing our asses off and grabbing each others tits (not my cousins wife) a car came and said she would hit us if we didn't let her in front so we put the car in drive and were pulling ahead when she floored it, almost hit us, and got ahead. We were all obviously pissed and saying various comments about how she should order a shovel to scoop all that sand out of her fucking huge vagina. After a few minutes of waiting Gen (my cousins wife) calmed us down and then while the bitch was ordering she said "I'll have 2 five layer tacos and... before she could finish brad walks up to the intercom and says "AND A SIDE ORDER OF 2 DICKS IN THE ASS" we were all crying from laughing so hard then the swearing and everything starts up again then while they got there food a nigger opened the door and through his pop at our car, but before he did that we got his liscence plate number and called them in (telling the cops that they were swerving", what we didn't know was there was a cop about a block or 2 away from us he came zooming by us and stopped the car that threw the pop at us. Then we were talking about guns and how gay anti gun people are when we pass a random boat and brad says "I really want to have sex on that boat" then Gen turns around and slaps him.......wow that was the best car ride I've ever had...