my dick(the song)

hey guys !!! yall should look up the song my dick on youtube!!!
heres the lyrics and the vid !!!

i call it momos song!!!!

link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdboZcFlpUg

lyrics....

"My Dick"

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick - bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick - locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick - so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick - pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick - more mass than the Earth
Your dick - half staff, it needs work

My dick - been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch -in
Your dick - it look like a munchkin

My dick - size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick - good good lovin'
Your dick - good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick - pretty damn skippy
Your dick - hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick - broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick - rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick - fruit roll -up
My dick - grade -A beef
Your dick - Mayday geek

My dick - sick and dangerous
Your dick - quick and painless
My dick - 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

OMG!!!!
hahahhaahaa

haha definatley momo heres another one for momo:


you would not believe your eyes if 10000000 gay drunk guys painted your room as you tried to sleep cuz theyd fill the open air with cum paint everywhere youd think me gay but id just just sit and jack.... id like to make myself cum now cause gay drunk guys dont stay drunk its hard to say that id rather F**k tim bob carold or jay because everything is cumming suddenly when i have fantasies.. cuz id get a thousand drugs from 10000 gay drunk thugs as they tried to teach me how to paint... a big dick above my head a sperm bag beneath my bed some big blue balls just cumming by some chance... id like to make my self cum know cause gay drunk guys dont stay drunk its hard to say that id rather F**k tim bob carold or jay because everything is cummin suddenly when i have fantasies.......

parody of fireflies made by me and some of my friends. hehe

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haha brainz

woops sorry momo forgot to edit it . well thanks for doin it for me and its a joke judging by what youve said to me sometimes umm your far far far away from being gay....

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