so there is this college kid who is on spring break and on the first day he got there he took a walk on the beach he saw this grl with no arms and no legs she said she has never been kissed b4 so he picked her up and gave her a kiss the next day he saw her again and she said i never been huged b4 so he gaver hear a hug and said there u have been huged the next day he saw her again and she said she never been fucked b4 so he picked her up and took her to the peer and therw her off and said NOW UR FUCKED